The whole world saw that cringe-worthy interview where Quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo called sportscaster Erin Andrews “baby”. In a too-late attempt at damage control, Jimmy G has published the complete list of people he refers to as “baby” (or any derivative of baby, such as “young person” or “little human”).

• Erin Andrews (obvi)
• His dad
• Coach Kyle Shanahan
• His dog
• The mailman in his neighborhood
• The folks at Apple tech support
• The first responders who put out a fire at his neighbor’s place
• The Gatorade Specialists for the 49ers
• Any babies that he interacts with
• The girl from Dirty Dancing
• His fave hot dog vendor at Levi’s Stadium
• Roger Goodell
• Cher
• His car
• His mom’s car
• His other car
• His back-up car
• His barber
• Any of his teammates who scores a touchdown
• Any opposing player who intercepts his pass
• The MNF black cat
• Tiger Woods
• The dude who delivered him a pizza on Wednesday
• All members of the House of Representatives
• His college chums
• Pitbull
• Queen Elizabeth
• His dentist
• Cam Newton
• Aaron Andrews (slight miscommunication when he looked up her number)