AZ Newspaper Readers Frustrated By Missing Sports Section

Arizona residents were perplexed this morning when their daily paper was a little lighter than usual!

The Sports Section, second only to the Comics Section in popularity, was mysteriously missing from every paper. Some local residents wondered if the recent basketball games were to blame for the lack of printed sports news.

Fun fact: every photo taken in Arizona contains at least one cactus!

When asked for comment, a newspaper publisher who spoke on the condition of anonymity said, “Look, there’s enough bad news in the world. Just read the funnies.”

Great advice!

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