Welcome Back, Football!

Blow the dust off your fantasy rosters and knock-off jerseys, folks, the NFL is BACK for its 2026th season!

That’s a lot of football! Did you know that the average human being watches 2026 footballs over the course of their lifetimes?

If your dog watches the ol’ pigskin with you, you have to multiply that number by seven to determine how many dogs years of football your four-legged chum is watching with you.

And trust us, you won’t want to miss a second of the football action this year! Here’s what you need to do to watch all 2026 football games this season.

“Oh wow, my favorite toilet pic!”
– Everyone

Get Netflix! Are you watching the very first ever Australian edition of Thursday Night Football? No? Well, then you’re missing out on history. Shell out for Netflix if you don’t want to be one of the suckers who misses out on the Thanksgiving edition of Thursday Night Football or the Christmas Episode Friday Edition of Thursday Night Football. Maybe Santa will bring a Christmas miracle win for every NFL team!

Get Amazon Prime! With the exceptions of the Australian and Thanksgiving episodes, most Thursday Night Football games will be on Amazon Prime Video. You can shop online while you watch the big game. Order a pigskin while you watch the ol’ pigskin.

Get Paramount Plus! You can find some Sunday Editions of Regular Sunday Football on Paramount Plus. Paramount pigskin!

Get Peacock! If you want to watch THE Sunday Night Football game, you’ll have to give NBC some cold hard cash. Sure, you might fall asleep before the end of the game. But if the game is playing in the background, you’ll dream about the ol’ pigskin and that still counts towards your 2026 football hours.

Get Fox One! Your pals at Fox have their very own streaming service, isn’t that swell?

Get the NFL Network! Whoa, you mean you can watch football on the regular old boob tube? You betcha! But you will have to pay extra for it!

Get ESPN! As long as you’re paying for the NFL Network, you should pay for ESPN, too. They’re probably in the same pigskin package!

Get YouTube TV! Check out the NFL on YouTube! But don’t let your kids find out you’re watching NFL on YouTube because they’ll change the channel to watch Mr. Beast unboxing Bricks and Mini-Figs or Fortnite ASMR streamers.

Get NFL Sunday Ticket! Better play it safe and just get Sunday Ticket so you can watch as many pigs’ skin as possible.

Get an actual NFL Sunday Ticket! Did you know they make actual real-life Sunday tickets? You can buy an actual ticket and go to a real life football game on a Sunday and watch players throw around the ol’ pigskin in person! But don’t forget to bring your phone so you can watch another game on your phone and get credit for watching two football games. You’re paying for all these streaming services so you may as well watch ’em!

What streaming service are you most excited to watch this season? Comment below! Happy Footballing!

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