The entire internet–especially internet users who are Ravens fans–is going wild over the news that newest Baltimore teammate Odell Beckham called QB Lamar Jackson on Facetime!
“I saw it all happen,” gushed a Baltimore resident. “I was walking down the street, and I saw Lamar Jackson! I was like, ‘Whoa, it’s Lamar Jackson!’ And then get this–his phone rings and it’s Odell freaking Beckham! On Facetime!”
By the time a nearby gaggle of sports journalists descended upon Lamar Jackson, the call had ended.
“I don’t know why everyone’s making such a big deal about it,” said sources close to Lamar Jackson. “It was just a butt dial, all Lamar could see was the inside of his pocket.”
“Gross, how old is he, like 50,” said a young adult. “Just send a snap.”
“It was a butt dial,” reiterated a representative of Odell Beckham. “Mr. Beckham is young and hip with a long career ahead of him. He would only ever use Facetime to be ironic.”