Attendees of the Masters Golf Tournament celebrated today when the event was suspended due to inclement weather.

Several spectators were nearly injured when strong winds toppled trees!

“This is undoubtedly the most exciting thing to ever happen in a game of golf,” gushed a sports journalist. “If only the tree had landed on a golfer, now that would be a juicy story!”

“I can’t believe it,” said a golf spectator. “Big Golf cut me a check to show up and pretend to be interested in the Masters, so I did. And now I get to go home and watch a more exciting sport on TV! Best. Day. Ever.”