Hipsters and soccer fans worldwide are following the thrilling Copa Del Rey, Spain’s oldest and most famous football competition.

Barcelona fans were understandably disappointed when their team lost today to Real Madrid.

“This sucks,” said a newly-declared Barcelona fan in the US. “It took me forever to find a sports bar that was showing the cup of ray to cheer on Barca, and then they lost four to nothing. Stupid real Madrid. Maybe next time they’ll get to play against fake Madrid.”

Be sure to tune into the Copa del Rey final on May 6th as Real Madrid takes on Osasuna. Better luck next year, Fake Madrid!