Woods: “Last Game” Approaching

Sources close to Tiger Woods have revealed that the longtime golf star is strongly contemplating retirement and considers his career on the decline.

These rumors appear to have been confirmed as Tiger Woods recently made a very ominous comment in an interview!

“Career, life, the world,” began The Tiger hollowly, “it’s all ephemeral. I know my final golf game is on the horizon.”

“He said, ‘Soon I will play my last golf game’ and his voice got all demonic,” said a sports journalist who wishes to remain anonymous.

“He left before I could turn the card over! The last one said ‘LOL JK’. I hope he’s alright.”

“I saw him levitate,” said another journalist. “He eyes glowed red.”

Well, we hope you’re doing okay there, Tiger Woods! Play as long as you want!

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