Your wishes have been granted, everyone!

Less than a year ago, Lions Defensive Tackle John Penisini announced his retirement, and fans were devastated.

“I actually cried,” confessed a Fantasy Football team owner. “It took me like three weeks to come up with a new team name. It was terrible.”

Today sources close to the Detroit Lions revealed that Mr. Penisini is un-retiring! And tremendous news for all non-Lions fans: Mr. Penisini will be a free agent!

That’s right! He could even be on your team this fall!

Welcome back, Mr. Penisini! As we said last year, you’d be welcome on any team!