NBA All Star Trophy Stolen

Sources close to NBA Commissioner Adam Silver have shared that an All Star trophy was STOLEN during Sunday’s game!

“Our pal Adam [Silver] wanted to do something nice for the runner-ups, so the NBA made another really neat trophy,” said some chums of the NBA’s biggest wig. “We all think these basketball hooligans are spoiled! Do they really need a second place trophy?? But Adam said it would be nice, so what were we supposed to say?”

A photo taken shortly before the disappearance of the 2nd place trophy (right).

Fortunately, the thief didn’t want the participant ribbons, so Team LeBron got to go home with something after all!

“This is so cool,” Luka Doncic of the Mavericks reportedly told his college friends. “I can’t wait to hang this in my room! Thanks, Adam Silver!”

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