The oldest living active quarterback Tom Brady has announced his retirement again!
The good vibes are starting to trickle in–but it sounds like most people are playing it safe for at least a few more days.
“Last year, I sent him a really great bottle of wine,” said another old former quarterback Payton Manning. “I’m not letting Tom [Brady] make a fool out of me again.”

“Congrats, man,” said former teammate Rob Gronkowski to his toaster. “That’s dope! I’ll mail your retirement gift soon!”