Well Wishes Pour in Again for Tom Brady Retirement

The oldest living active quarterback Tom Brady has announced his retirement again!

The good vibes are starting to trickle in–but it sounds like most people are playing it safe for at least a few more days.

“Last year, I sent him a really great bottle of wine,” said another old former quarterback Payton Manning. “I’m not letting Tom [Brady] make a fool out of me again.”

It looks like Tom Brady’s tiny pal Charlotte wrote a congratulatory message for him! Awww!

“Congrats, man,” said former teammate Rob Gronkowski to his toaster. “That’s dope! I’ll mail your retirement gift soon!”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s