Green Bay Packers quarterback and Jeopardy! host Aaron Rodgers recently revealed that he’s been playing with a broken thumb for more than five weeks, and the NFL Football Players Association is all over this.
Forcing a quarterback to play with broken bones is one thing–but sources close to head coach Matt LaFleur have revealed that the sinister plot goes even further!
“This is just the tip of the iceberg,” said a longtime friend of the LaFleurs. “Aaron Rodgers would have to start even he was in a coma.”
The source produced an illustration from the team playbook of Mr. Rodgers on the field in an iron lung. When confronted about this image, Coach LaFleur reportedly said, ‘He can still do the hard count from there.”
Jordan Love was not available for comment.
Be careful out there, Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay!
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