Kelce Explodes in Monday Night Game

If you were squeamish about the Tua Tagovailoa injury, we hope you weren’t watching the Monday Night Game between the Chiefs and the Raiders!

Like every good sports journalist, we will be watching the game on delay. But we hear from reputable source CBS Sports that Kansas City Tight End Travis Kelce spontaneously combusted during the game! Whoa!!!! We’ve never seen this before in football!

Below is a very talented artist’s rendering of the charred spot by the 30-yard line at Arrowhead Stadium where Mr. Kelce is rumored to have exploded. Trust us, it is not for the faint of heart!!!

We haven’t watched the game yet, so we can’t confirm that Travis Kelce combusted on this particular yard line.

We hope you feel better soon, Travis Kelce!

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