Everyone is picking sides in the impending divorce between ancient QB Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bündchen!

Well, everyone’s favorite NFL referee Jerome Boger revealed his choice during today’s game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Atlanta Falcons.

Mr. Boger began with a controversial “roughing the passer” call against the Falcons after Tom Brady tripped on the field and fell over. Soon, any player–on either team–who got within a three-yard radius of Tom Brady was called for roughing! At one point, Bucs receiver Mike Evans was ejected from the game after giving Mr. Brady a high five that was deemed “excessive” by the officials.

As the fourth quarter clock ticked down to zero, fans watched in stunned silence as Touchdown Tom, the only player allowed on the field, did a slow 100-yard jog into the end zone to seal the Bucs’ victory.

Sources close to the Brady family shared that several years ago, Gisele Bündchen called the NFL’s star ref “Jerome Booger” in front of several mutual acquaintances.