Stop Taking Terry Bradshaw’s Money

HEY FOX! STop taking our pal TERRy BraDSHaws MONEY!!!!!!!

HE Worked SUPER HARD as an NFL QB for all those YEARS and now he’s STILL working for BIG FOOTBALL every Sunday out their DOING HIS BEST for the FOOTBALL even thought he’s TOO OLD to be a QB ANYMORE. LET TRERY BRaaadshwa save some MONEY for his RETIREMENT!!!!

Mr. Bradshaw purchased the pointiest dogs he could find during the offseason to protect his hard-earned wealth, and Fox came along with a bag of bacon and took it anyway. Shame on you, Fox!

EVERYBODY! NOBODY play the GambLInG game where we TAKE TERRYS MONEY AWAY FROM HIM!!!! if nobody plays, then TERRY WILL GET TO KEEP HIS MONEY!

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  1. […] Turf: Wait a minute, didn’t the Bears play a home game?? Stadium Seats: Well, now we know this report card got hacked! 58% of football game attendees got at least one mosquito bite during the game. That doesn’t sound like an A+ experience to us.Mascots: D’awwwww, fine! You can have an A+, mascots! But you better point that t-shirt cannon our way!London Games: 10000% HACKED!! No one even went to London for week three. Beer: Yeah, that one checks out.Pizza Deals: We are nowhere NEAR 100% pizza deals. Nice try.Truck Commercials: Enjoy your A+ now, Trucks, because as soon as the holidays jingles start, your grade is toast.New York: What the heck. You can’t possibly think New York is maxed out on football teams! At least give it a B+, come on.Titans: We agree, everyone loves America’s sweethearts the Tennessee Titans. A+++++ in our book!Footballs: Look, folks, we saw quite a few OSHA violations involving footballs in week three. We would have given footballs a solid C. But you know what they say, C’s get Febreze yo! Because they stink.Mouthguards: Wow, we’re expected to believe that the mouthguards are pristine this season. We sure hope so.Fun: Awww yeah, we’re here for this A+! Footballs put the “fun” in “Fundraiser to help Terry Bradshaw after Fox steals his money again”. […]

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