Who Will Be the Next Owner of the Phoenix Suns and Mercury?

Long-time Suns and Mercury owner and recently-revealed (but long-time) bad-guy Robert Sarver has announced his plans to sell the two basketball teams. Fans and players everywhere are excited and terrified to see who the new owner or owners will be!

Whoa! Will you be our uncle too?

Basketball enthusiasts suspect that the Suns and Mercury will do a pretty good job vetting the new owner. But there’s always a chance that they could get someone worse.

“You never know what could happen,” said a Phoenix Suns fan. “I mean, yeah, Robert Sarver sucks, but what if we end up with time-traveling Hitler? Or, like, Satan?”

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