Tennis to Make Streaming Deal with Official Channel of Breakrooms

Business owners are keeping their fingers crossed that National Major League Tennis Association will sign the rumored streaming contract with the free public channel that plays in employee breakrooms across the country.

“This would be amazing,” gushed one manager. “Our productivity is down 400% because of the Hallmark channel.”

“Hey man, this sucks. Let’s get back to work.”

Surveys indicate that the majority of workers would rather crunch the ol’ numbers or make the widgets than watch tennis.

But studies show that there is at least one person at every company who is content to stare blankly at the Tennis Channel for what seems like four hours at a time. Tag your company tennis buff in the comments!

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