Alabama DB Evades Police With Perfect Slant

Alabama Defensive Back Tony Mitchell may be suspended for now, but the professional sports world is going WILD over his epic route execution.

“If Tony comes back next year, we might have to move him to receiver,” said an awestruck Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban. “If we had run our routes that cleanly last season, we might have won the college championship.”

NFL scouts have been reviewing aerial footage of Mr. Mitchell’s epic performance and have nothing but good things to say.

Whoa! And his blocker was out of position!

“He’d be fantastic in the pros,” said an NFL scout who preferred to remain anonymous. “Most of our receivers can do 20 to 21 miles per hour. Mr. Mitchell there? He’s only a freshman, and he clocked in at 141. We gotta get this guy.”

Stay safe out there, Tony Mitchell!

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