Packers’ Gutekunst “Sick and Tired” of Talking About Aaron Rodgers

Brian Gutekunst, the GM of the Green Bay Packers, has reportedly said that he’s tired of the media asking him about Star Quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

“I’m so fed up with it,” Mr. Gutekunst reportedly told close friends and family. “Nobody ever asks me how my day is going anymore. It’s always, ‘Is Rodgers playing next season?’ Or, ‘Is Jordan Love ready to start?’ Maybe ask me if I had a nice weekend or if I’ve filled out my March Madness bracket or what my favorite food is. It’s cheese, by the way. No, it’s not. I’m just saying that because Big Cheddar told me to. I’m lactose intolerant. Or am I? You would know, if you bothered to really talk to me.”

Sports journalists descend upon the Gutekunst residence to see if Aaron Rodgers made a decision overnight.

“Excuse me, Mr. Gutkun,” shouted an intrepid reporter. “Do you have a text message from Rodgers this morning?”

“I just want to eat my Fruit Loops,” yelled Brian Gutekunst, as he ran back inside.

We hope you have a great week, Brian Gutekunst!

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