Why Not You?

Folks are taking a second look at Denver Broncos QB Russell Wilson’s Charity, the Why Not You Foundation, after reports surfaced of a few big wig employees getting paid salaries of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Whoa!!! That’s a lot of money!

They must be giving a TON of money back to the kids, right? Right?

“I like to give back to the community and help those who have less,” said a professional athlete who wished to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. “But I have some really close chums from third grade, and I wanted to give back to them, too. So I hired them to be my charity’s CIO, COO, C3PO or whatever.”

“Yeah, they’re qualified! My buddy Tim was elected class treasurer in seventh grade!”

Look at these childhood pals! In 30 years, one of them will be a pro athlete and the other three will be super wealthy working 10 hours a week for a charity!

Be careful when picking out an athlete’s special charity, everybody!

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