After the 2022 season, Tigers football fans have been saying that LSU is overpaying coach Brian Kelly–and now the state auditors have confirmed!
“Oh, we’re actually not talking about the football team,” insisted the auditor. “It turns out there was a clerical error and Mr. Kelly received an extra million dollars in error.”
Riiiiiiiight! Wink. So how much should they be paying for a football coach?
“Wait a second,” said a freshman chemistry major. “If the football coach was paid an extra million dollars, is that why there wasn’t enough money for my scholarship?”
You keep doing you, LSU!