Hockey Snoozefest Leads to Fan Brawl

What two things are synonymous with hockey? Cold and Fights! Folks love going to hockey games to wear cold weather gear and watch a bunch of people with blades on their feet throw punches.

Unfortunately for hockey fans in Arizona, the Coyotes players did not deliver the high-flying punch-throwing action that everyone was expecting in Friday’s home game against the Boston Bruins.

The Coyotes and their pals the Bruins were playing a match at Arizona State University’s Mullett Arena. We know what you’re thinking! And yes, there is a strict dress code for hairstyles.

Anyways, the Yotes and Bruins just wanted to have a fun, chill game on Friday night, and the bloodthirsty fans in AZ were not having it!

“Fight! Fight! Fight!” the crowd chanted when all the players were healthy at the end of the first period.

When the second quarter came to a close and no bones were broken, the crowd had to take it upon themselves to do the fight.

“It’s like they always say, you gotta be the change you want to see in the world,” said a bruised fan in handcuffs after the game.

Y’all need help.

“Did I do your job for you???” screamed another fan being escorted from the stands.

We hope everybody got their fill of fights at the game! From now on, let’s leave the fighting to the professionals!

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