Colts Office Staff Regret Not Applying For Head Coach Job

Since the hiring of former Colt center Jeff Saturday, members of the Indianapolis Colts office staff have been kicking themselves for not submitting applications for the head coach job.

“I can’t tell you how long I’ve fantasized about being the coach,” said Tim from the Colts Accounting department. “I’m the best armchair coach there is, I watch every Sunday, I crunch the numbers during the week. I secretly started a Madden franchise on my son’s old X-box. Why the didn’t I just put my name in the hat for the job?”

“Bring this guy in for an interview ASAP!”

Good luck, Mr. Saturday! We can’t wait to see what you do on Sunday!

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