Don’t Forget to Get Your Pets Game-Ready

We all know that if you forget to wear your lucky team jersey, your lucky socks, and your lucky underpants, then your team will lose and it will be entirely your fault.

Time to increase your luck by getting your fur-babies game-ready! Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams fans–start prepping your fake coughs for tomorrow, because you’re calling in sick and going shopping for some pet accessories.

Listen here, you little freeloader, if you don’t cheer on Josh Allen, then you’re taking a trip to the porcelain waterpark. You get me?

Bonus: if your team loses, now you’re guilt-free, and you can blame it on Spot.

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