Not all athletes wear jerseys. Some athletes are horses!
You’ve probably heard that Kentucky Derby Bad Boy Medina Spirit failed his post-race drug test. But what exactly was our friend Medina Spirit on?
Here are the results of the drug test:
- Methamphetamines
- Marijuana
- MDMA
- Cocaine
- Bath Salts
- Heroin
- LSD
- Steroids
Whoa, be careful there, Medina Spirit! We wish you the best on your journey to recovery!
ATHLETE IN SPACE 
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