Nearly 1 million people have missed out on the last two weeks of football! Were u one of them?
It’s an easy enough mistake to make. Even though we all knew Camouflage November was upon us, it’s still super confusing to show up to the game and not be able to see any players on the field!
Roger Goodell says the NFL lost over $8 trillion in concession stand sales this month! All across the country ppl showed up to the stadiums, looked around, didnt see any football players b/c of the camouflage, and then just went home to do yardwork or whatever. A bunch of TV stations floundered and played Seinfeld reruns for four hours. Other stations didn’t want to admit that they didnt actually have a game to show us so they just showed some old football reruns. The announcers really had to scramble tho! Fox accidentally showed a super old game n a bunch of those players were already dead! Fortunately it was close enough to halloween that the announcers just explained it away as zombies n ghosts. Sounds legit.
Anyway, the NFL is already working on improvements to their camouflage uniforms for next November’s National Armed Forces Camouflage Awareness Month. Instead of going with a traditional green camouflage that blends in PERFECTLY with the turf and creates a ton of confusion, Goodell is working on uniforms that will blend in with the atmosphere of a football stadium! Wow, great thinking! Here is a sneak preview of some of Goodell’s designs: