After what some football experts called a “meh” 2014 season, the defensive coordinator of the Jacksonville Jaguars has decided to base all of his future play calls on the answers from a magic 8 ball.  The Magic 8 strategy worked really well for the team during the draft last year when the coach asked it if it was really a good idea to trust the future of the team to a dude named Blake Bortles.  Although sources close to the Jagaurs say that they accidentally ordered a Chinese Magic 8 Ball for the draft so the coach couldn’t really tell if it said “yes” “no” or “not on your life” or w/e because he doesn’t speak Chinese.  But if u are a Jacksonville fan DON’t WORRY!!!  They just spent 60% of the team budget on Magic 8 balls and back-up Magic 8 Balls all in English and they’ve had over a year to perfect their strategy, so expect to see improved play calls this year!

So if u r sitting on ur couch watching the game and ur about to jump up n spill your beer and chips all over the floor and start yelling at your tv because the coach called a total bonehead play just stop n think okay do u really know more about the play than the Magic 8 Ball???  Yeah we didn’t think so.  It should make for a way less stressful football season!