on July 4th America celebrates its bday!!!  Wow happy bday america can’t believe ur already 300 years old!!!!  in honor of the birthplace of football, here r some fun facts about the United States:

• America has 25 official theme songs, including America the Beautiful, R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., that one real cool Toby Keith song, and My Humps
• 60% of ppl around the world can find the United States on the map!
• The #1 song the year America was born was Beethovens ode to joy
• The Founding Fathers
• 9 billion ppl visit the nations capitol every year!  there is a lot to do in washington DC like history, souvenirs, president stuff, and museums.
• The Official Comic of America is “Peanuts” the one about those kids and there dog.  U can find it every day in the funnies which is weird b/c it isn’t really funny.  the main character is this kid named Charlie Brown he tries to play a lot of sports and stuff but he always derps something up and then worries about it which isnt funny at all really i mean we have enough problems without having to worry about him not hitting a home run in the big game
• America has three branches of goverment: the President, the Vice President, and WE THE PPL b/c it is a democracy
• The Official Movie of the United States is the one with Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith
• America’s first president was George Washington he once chopped down a cherry tree and turned it into a kick ass set of dentures after he retired from the president he invented peanut butter
• America’s favorite pasttime is football but a little known fact is that America’s second favorite passtime is netflix
• among americans the top 3 worst fears are spiders and heights
• every year americans spend 7 billion dollars on fireworks wow!  thats one sweet way to say happy bday to america!!!  thank u for giving us football n freedom!!!!

HAPPY BDAY!!!