Prior to tonight’s NFL playoff loss to the Packers, Cowboys Owner and Old Rich Guy Jerry Jones had compared the anticipation for the Playoff Games to waiting for Santa Claus as a young lad. 

Well, folks, it looks like Jerry Jones was not a good boy this year!

Cowboys fans, Coach Mike McCarthy, and Coach McCarthy’s family are holding their breath and waiting to hear Mr. Jones’ decision about the head coach job. Jerry “Control Freak” Jones is known for his involvement in all sorts of team decisions. Why, just two months ago, he was trying to micromanage the Cowboys’ touchdown celebrations at the Thanksgiving game.

“Mike McCarthy wants to go on record that he LOVES Jerry’s touchdown celebration ideas,” said sources close to the for-now head coach. ”The players hiding under multiple Salvation Army cauldrons and playing a game! Ha! It’s a classic! Mike just raved about that idea for weeks after the Thanksgiving game! In fact, he still has a good, hearty chuckle thinking about it. You know who did not like that idea? Bill Belichick. We heard Bill Belichick wants to choreograph the touchdown celebrations himself and would never work for a team where he couldn’t be a part of those important decisions.”

Representatives of Mr. Jones declined to comment on Mike McCarthy’s future with the team.

Congratulations to the Packers and best of luck to the Cowboys and Coach M!