Fans and foes alike of the New York Jets and Aaron Rodgers are glued to their televisions to see if injured Quarterback and Renaissance Man Aaron Rodgers is drinking anything mysterious on the sidelines tonight.

The Statistics Team at NBC was baffled by the viewing numbers into the first half. “This is the best it’s been all season! Most people switch away after the Sunday Night Football Anthem after Carrie Underwood tells everyone what kind of showdown it’s going to be. But this week, more and more people are turning in, even after the song ended. Who know Jets-Raiders would be the best SNF game in history!”

On the sidelines of last week’s game, Aaron Rodgers fumbled a mysterious container–which many spectators speculated was drug paraphernalia!

“Hey yo, my man Aaron [Rodgers] got himself the good stuff,” said some cool early twenty-something Jets fans. “He is dope! Why didn’t anyone tell us how straight dope he is?”

Die-hard fans and followers of the former Packer were quick to jump to his defense. “Obviously Aaron Rodgers does not partake in substances that would negatively impact his physical or cognitive abilities. The container was certainly filled with either pure water from a remote mountain locale or healing crystals.”

Foes of Rodgers were a bit more skeptical. “Oh please. Look at him out there in that sketchy camouflage gear. What’s he hiding? Who’s he trying to hide from?”

“We tried to make the folks on the sidelines more visible this year by just doing camo hats,” explained a confused NFL insider. “I don’t understand why this is so complicated.”