Breaking News: ESPN Gets McAfee

Sports broadcasters are finally ready to take security seriously!

ESPN announced earlier today that they will be getting McAfee.

We don’t know about you, but we haven’t thought about McAfee since 1998! Apparently the price of anti-virus software has increased so much in the past 25 years that Disney, the owner of ESPN, had to lay off 7,000 employees in order to make room in the budget for blocking pesky popups and keyloggers!

That is one dang good software.

A monitor at ESPN HQ! Better install McAfee, stat!

We hope this this added security will help ESPN bring football news to the masses!

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