Tom “Touchdown Tom” Brady is MIA, and, for the first time this year in the headlines, “MIA” does not refer to the Miami Dolphins.

Internet detectives and fantasy football owners are going wild trying to determine the last-known whereabouts of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers star QB.

If you’re looking to play it safe–or risky–in fantasy, don’t forget that Blaine “Ol’ Faithful” Gabbert is also on the Bucs’ roster.

Wherever you are, Touchdown Tom, we hope you’re safe! Drink plenty of water!