Don’t let the doorknob hit you!
If you decide to do a Viking funeral for your fantasy season, please remember to keep a fire extinguisher at the ready. Be safe everyone!!!! And don’t worry, there will be new fantasy football in eight months!
Bon Voyage, Fantasy Football
ATHLETE IN SPACE 
[…] Folks, before you do anything drastic, please remember that it’s hot and there are fires everywhere. You can’t throw a football without hitting a fire! So if you have to take it out on your laptop, stick to the toilet or the trash can. […]