In a brilliant cost-saving move, Highmark Stadium–home of the Buffalo Bills–forced spectators to shovel their way to their seats.

“We were going to hire it done,” said a cutthroat businessman and Highmark Stadium staff member. ”But then we realized, hey–people paid good money for their tickets! If they get here and there’s snow all over the place, they’ll start shoveling for sure. They’ll want to find their seats.”

Great work out there, Bills and Steelers fans! You’re the real winners!