Terry Saban, the wife of Alabama’s longtime head coach Nick Saban, shared her plan to take her husband’s mind off of Alabama’s Rose Bowl overtime loss to “those cheating s ” at Michigan. And it’s not what you’re thinking!

“I hired a bunch of scientists to make one of those flashy things from the Men In Black movies,” said Mrs. Saban in a postgame interview. ”Don’t tell Nick, it’s a surprise!”

“Being a college football coach comes with losses,” Mrs. Coach Saban explained. ”And the coaching staff gets really down in the dumps about it. And it just isn’t fun to be around someone who’s stewing about a football game. It’s in the past! Forget about it!”

“Do you know how much money head coaches make,” Terry Saban continued. ”We can afford to hire people to do science.”

She then proceeded to rap the entire Will Smith song from the ending credits of the first Men In Black movie, but the interviewers had already put their cameras away, so no one got it on video.

Better luck next year, Coach and Mrs. Saban!

“Here come the MIB,” shouted Terry Saban at the departing reporters.