BREAKING NEWS! Aaron Rodgers to Beat Fortnite Before Returning to Jets

You heard it hear first, folks! Renaissance Man Aaron Rodgers can now add “gamer” to his long career history!

In an audio clip from the Pat McAfee show, listeners can clearly hear Rodgers talking about needing to finish “a few Fortnites” before returning to his starting quarterback job. Whoa!

“Fortnite is the game that all the kids are playing these days,” said a grown-up. “It’s the one where you play as really colorful cartoon-y characters that can floss and build stuff.”

A Jets fan gazed in wonder at Aaron Rodgers’ updated LinkedIn profile. “We all knew he was cool. But we had no idea that he’s this cool! This could still be our year!”

Tres chic!

“Wait, Aaron Rodgers is playing Fortnite now?” said a shocked kid. “But he’s old! Man, Fortnite must be a game for old people now, I better find a new game before my friends hear about this. You’re not going to write on the internet that I’m still playing Fortnite, are you?”

No way, kid, you’re secret’s safe with us lol.

Good luck, Aaron Rodgers! We hope you get the gold Scar!

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