Pittsburgh Residents “Dismayed” by Lack of “Halloween Spirit”

Earlier today, the Pittsburgh Steelers ran out of the tunnel for their home game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, and the typical enthusiastic cheers and applause rapidly dwindled into a stunned silence.

“Where the are the bee jerseys,” shouted an angry fan.

“I just really wanted to see the Steelers in their Halloween costume jerseys,” said a tearful child who attended the game with his parents. “I wanted to be a bumblebee for Halloween this year so I could be just like my hero Kenny Pickett. Now I don’t even want to go trick or treating. I just want to stay at home and watch the Weather Channel.”

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a bumblebee costume that isn’t a freaking car,” groused the kid’s dad. “And then Kenny Pickett got hurt. I never should have bought these tickets. Now I have to figure out how to get a ‘Jim Cantore’ costume before [Halloween on] Tuesday. What the heck is a ‘Jim Cantore’ anyway, is it someone from Paw Patrol?”

No one wore it better than Ben “Big Ben” Roethlisberger the Ben!

Feel better soon, Kenny Pickett! We hope you get to wear your bee outfit soon!

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