NFLPA Rethinking Gimmick Uniforms as Stafford Reenters Concussion Protocol

Matt Stafford, the quarterback of the Los Angeles Charges and the new face of Little Caesar’s Pizza, has re-entered concussion protocol, and the NFL Players Association is questioning whether fun uniforms are actually fun long-term.

“We want players to be able to have cool sponsorships and get a lifetime supply of pizza,” said representatives of NFLPA. “But maybe wrapping Mr. Stafford’s head in pizza instead of an actual helmet was a bad idea.”

Matt Stafford warms up before the big game!

Big Pizza is pushing back. “He’s got big shoes to fill,” remarked Big Caesar. “The least he can do is cover his head in our delicious product.”

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