London Residents Brace for Final 2025 NFL Weekend

Folks in London are getting ready for the final NFL weekend of 2025!

On Sunday, October 19, the Los Angeles Rams will take on the Jacksonville Jaguars in their week 7 match-up at London’s famous Wembley Stadium.

“We weren’t really expecting this when we established the colonies,” said a British government official who wished to remain anonymous. “We just wanted goods–tobacco, indigo, furs, and the like. We never expected the colonies to invent their own sport to export to us.”

Years before the famous Boston Tea Party, the colonists began throwing in a few “bonus” shipments for King George and his pals.

“I’m still full from all the McDonald’s they sent us,” said a London resident. “Hopefully they’ll scale back on the amount of American ‘football’ exports next year.”

“If they insist on sending us their version of football, I wish they’d at least send us the Atlanta team,” said a London dad. “My sons have been clamoring for Michael Penix kits, I’m not really sure why.”

Enjoy the last 2025 London game, Rams and Jaguars! Be sure to take a picture with one of those redcoats wearing a fancy hat!

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