NFL football fans expressed shock and disappointment as the powers that be at Big Football discuss ways to make even more money next season.

“It’s been a great few years with Thursday Night Football games and other randomly-selected games throughout the season on Amazon Prime,” said an NFL Finance Department insider. “We sell streaming rights to Amazon, folks pay for Amazon Prime so they can watch the games and get free two-day shipping one eligible products–not to mention Amazon Music! You’re welcome, football fans!”

“Our Sunday and Monday games are on Fox, ABC, ESPN, and some other places. People can watch some of those for free, which is okay. But picture this! A special streaming service for each division!“

Many fans were less than thrilled with the new business plan.

“Wait, so if I place a bunch of bets in my apps like Bet MGM and Cash Flusher, I’ll have to pay even more money to actually watch the games I’m betting on?” asked one frustrated fan. “Wow. My kids are going to be so disappointed, I guess we won’t be able to afford Christmas again this year.”

“This is ridiculous,” said another football fan. “Football isn’t a business, football is a fun game for the people to watch.”

Some spectators weighed in that they were okay with the change. “I don’t really like football or watch any of the games. I might watch the Super Bowl, if the halftime show looks good. I might just go to bed, though, and then watch the funny ads on YouTube the next day.”

Football sure has changed since we were kids!

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