How to Become a Gooder Gambler

Folks, there are so many sports games happening, and nowadays there are even more neat things to bet on! You’ve got over/unders, total scores, players, and whether or not your pal Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski will kick the ol’ pigskin through the uprights.

Here’s how to become a Gooder Gambler! Brought to you by the Cash Flusher App. Gamble in moderation!

Do you feel like your gambling habits are getting just a little out of control? Time to tap the brakes, dummy! Just use some self-control and don’t place bets on as many games as you want to.

Are you constantly thinking about the sports games and how much money you could be winning if all your hunches are correct? The solution is simple! Just don’t bet on the game.

Are you getting push notifications from apps like Cash Flusher, Draft Kings, and Bet MGM that constantly tell you which games are happening NOW and what bets you could be making? Dude, just ignore the push notifications! Don’t turn them off though. Cash Flusher needs those stats.

Do you find yourself with some serious FOMO while watching gambling app commercials full of happy bettors who are smiling and pumping their fists and going, “yes!” because they just made some cold hard cash while just sitting on their couches? Stop having FOMO, Bro.

Are all your buddies placing bets on the big game, but you’re on the fence because you’ve been losing money lately and losing a little more would cause you extreme stress and anxiety? Just tell your friends no! Surely after they’ve had a few brewskis, they won’t pressure you or make fun of you.

All of your gambling addiction problems will go away with just a little discipline!

Easy-peasy.

But let’s be real. There are a lot of resources available to you, if you feel like gambling is having a negative effect on your life! You can print out the graphic above or better yet–reach out to some experienced professionals who can help you stick it to Big Gambling and take control back!

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