With the NFL National Football Wildcard Weekend in the history books, folks are wondering: what are the biggest questions for the remaining football teams?

And sports journalists are here to answer that question with a list of questions!

Who will be the starting players?
This is a crucial question! The teams have to decide which players will be the starting players in a lot of different positions! There’s the quarterback, the offensive line, Nickelback, the runner dudes, the Gatorade, the kick, the head couch, the defensive line, the defensive sack, the hyperbole, the dishwasher, and the pit of snakes. All equally crucial to success.

Will anyone get injured?
A tough question indeed! Rumor has it that NFL coaches often consult soothsayers leading up to the playoffs!
Fun fact: the Buffalo Bills historically have consulted the Magic 8 Ball to say their sooths about the future of players’ health.

How many feet are in a mile?
The football players will be running a lot this week! They have warmups, practice, more practice, running for fun and de-stress, maybe chasing some kids or nieces and nephews playing tag or something, more practice, if they go grocery shopping and the cart starts to roll away while they’re putting groceries in the trunk and they have to real quick run and stop the cart before it rolls into traffic, and then finally the actual game. It would help the players a lot to know how many miles they were running, but unfortunately there is no answer.

Good luck, playoff teams! We can’t wait to see you this weekend!