With the Seattle Seahawks starting the search for the next head coach, General Manager John Schneider has been excited to emphasize the “incredible” foundation of Seattle.

Seismologists around the world were quick to echo Mr. Schneider’s sentiments.

“Oh yeah, Seattle foundation,” said a scientist. ”There’s a beaut’ right there! Just look at this!”

“John Schneider is right, this foundation is incredible! You know, places like Seattle are what inspired me to study Seismology. Just fascinating. Wouldn’t want to live there, though! You never know when the big one is going to hit.”

There you have it, folks, the Seahawks are going to be incredible next year! Stay safe out there, Seattle!