Steelers Holiday Magic

Another Rudolph will be going down in history after the Steelers game!

Steelers Quarterback Mason Rudolph led the team to victory over the Cincinnati Bengals, in what fans are describing as a “Christmas Miracle” just like when the QB’s namesake the reindeer saved Christmas!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s not Mason Rudolph!

“I think this makes Mason Rudolph the second most important Rudolph in holiday history,” said a Pittsburgh resident. ”He’s brought Christmas joy to all the Pittsburgh girls and boys. And lumps of coal and frozen dog turds to all those little $s in Cincinnati.”

Reportedly the original Rudolph, the one that is a deer, didn’t discriminate against the Southern Ohio children.

“It’s a real honor for Mason [Rudolph] to be compared to a great historic figure like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,” said a source close to the QB. ”The other Steelers players wouldn’t let Mason play in any games. And just like Rudolph, the deer one, he sure showed them! YEAH!!! Eat $ !”

“That’s what Christmas is all about,” said a wise-sounding football fan. ”Putting your haters in their place.”

Great work, Mason Rudolph and friends!

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