The Los Angeles Rams have released an impressive list of powerful folks who joined the team’s practice squad this week!

“Well, it all started when head coach Sean McVay told the press that they signed the Mason Crosby, the kicking legend,” said a source close to the Rams. “You know Sean, he wanted to intimidate the Ravens a little. Those jerks think they’re so great. Now they’ll be sweating bullets, wondering if Sean ‘Wild Card’ McVay is going to do something crazy–like activate the world’s best and most retired kicker.”

“But we think Sean got a little carried away with the Practice Squad list. He’s really going all-in on the intimidation mind games. But nobody is going to believe that Batman and John Elway will join the active roster, everyone knows they aren’t real.”

“Hey, how come I can’t put The Hulk on my Fantasy roster,” said a kid.

We can’t wait to see who suits up for the Rams on Sunday!