The Big Wigs at the United States Golf Association League of Golf announced today that we can expect to see changes to the game in the coming years.

“I hope they make it more interesting,” said a sports fan, “like how they made baseball games shorter. Let’s just make golf courses smaller so the ‘game’ can finish faster and we can all get back to our lives and watching other sports.”

Unfortunately the changes are all related to the golf balls themselves!

“Oh man, I hope they redesign golf balls to make them cooler,” said a dude wearing a Golf League Association polo shirt. “I mean, I don’t work for Big Golf or anything. But I have a feeling they got some pretty good suggestions for how make the game more interesting!”

Well, we definitely can’t wait to see all the cool changes! Coming soon, if you think 2028 is soon.