Mike Evans Yardage Breaks Calculators

With Week 13 all but in the books, Tampa Bay Wide Receiver Mike Evans has finished a 10th football season with more than 1,000 yards! Whoa!

And if you multiply 1,000 by 10 years, you get a really big number of career yards. Way to go, Mike Evans!

“That’s a staggering number of yards,” said a mathematician. “Thousands of years ago, humans couldn’t imagine a number that big. In fact, early calculators struggled to count past ten.”

The calculators of our ancestors!
The calculators of our cool ancestors.
And also our nice ancestors.

“If Mike Evans continues to produce yardage like that every season, soon the calculators that kids are allowed to use on math tests when their teacher says they’re allowed to use a calculator won’t be able to go that high!”

“Just try cheating on the graphing test now, you ungrateful little s!”

Great work out there, Mike Evans! Do your best and stay healthy!

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