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Kansas City Chiefs TE and Taylor Swift SO Travis Kelce eats food! Just like the rest of us Average Everyday Joe’s! Whoa.

THE Travis Kelce was spotted at a grocery store! Eyewitnesses say he bought food and was likely planning on eating the food, and maybe Taylor Swift would eat the food, too.

“I can’t believe they’re just like us,” said a stunned resident of Kansas City who shopped at Trader Joe’s two hours after Travis Kelce left. “I’m going to go buy every grocery in the store so that I can be just like Travis and Taylor!”

“All this time, I thought football players were superhuman,” said a kid. “But now I know they eat food just like me, so I guess I’ll eat all my vegetables now.”

“This will great for my portfolio,” said a photographer running into a Trader Joe’s in Maine. “I’m going to take a pic of some limes for all the articles that are going to pop up about Travis Kelce shopping here. Now I’ve got it made!”

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