Internet sleuths and Philadelphia store owners have so far been unable to find video evidence of the hit-and-run that sent Philadelphia 76ers Kelly Oubre Jr. to the hospital!

“Whoa, does that mean he made it all up?” asked the sports journalist community. “What really happened to Kelly Oubre Jr. that night?”

“Oh, it was aliens,” said a basketball enthusiast. “Oubre got space jammed.”

The Philadelphia 76ers coaching staff was quick to stand behind Oubre amid the search for footage. Head Coach Nick Nurse was particularly interested in the video footage that had been uncovered. “Turn to the video clip that shows Kelly Oubre going to the mess hall. Oh, that’s not in the videos? Does that mean the entire time he’s been in Philly, he’s never had a meal? Then how do you know he found the mess hall if it isn’t in the videos? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! No further questions.”

There was indeed video footage of Kelly Oubre Jr. grabbing a bite to eat.

Rest up, Kelly Oubre Jr! We hope you didn’t get space jammed!