Head Coach Bill Belichick, the Super Bowl winningest New England Patriots coach, is hoping to turn the losing season around with some innovative new formations.

A source close to Coach B revealed, “My good friend Bill [Belichick] is a huge fan of self-improvement. He’s spending the bye week helping the team focus on harmony and balancing their chakras. It will be like watching a whole new team when they take the field after Thanksgiving!”

That might sound confusing, but luckily for readers, a Pats insider leaked some of the bold new lineups!

“Look at this brilliant masterpiece from the mind of Bill Belichick,” said an anonymous Patriot. “The red circles are the Patriots, and the little blue x’s are their much worse opponents.”

“Ugh! Look at this ugly mess! I can’t even tell what’s happening on this side of the field. Where are the x’s going? They certainly aren’t looking toward the future.”

“Now look at the Patriots! The harmonious little red circles! True beauty. You can tell just by looking at this that the play will result in a touchdown.”

We can’t wait to see these plays in action! Good luck Bill Belichick and Pats! Rest up and enjoy your bye week!