“I saw a really fun article comparing starting QBs for the Green Bay Packers,” said a sports journalist. “And I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that’s a neat idea!’ But I’m from Ohio, so I think I’ll write about the Cleveland Browns.”

“I’m sorry, we won’t be able to print your article in the newspaper,” said the editor. “We needed something under 300 words–but you used over 300 words in the title alone. We’re just going to insert a photoshopped pic of Travis Kelce at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour and call it good.”

“What a sucker,” said the author of the article about the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks. “I only picked the Packers because it was easy to write about, they had like three dudes. Why would you pick a pack of quarterbacks from a team that packed the backs when you could pick the backs from the Pack?”

“On second thought, people really want to read about the Kelce-Swift romance,” said the editor. “How long was the Browns QB article? Let’s triple that word count for Kelce-Swift and slap it on page one. Let’s go, people!”

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